The DOUFO

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Does Size Really Matter?

Does Size Really Matter?

Oh, how many times have you wondered that question? Does size really matter? I guess it depends on who you ask and the way you ask. I’m sure it has a little to do with sexual insecurity issues too. I dunno. Of course, you know that I’m talking about search...

What is a Hipster?

What is a Hipster? What are they like? Sub-culture  freaks Modern thinkers Progressive polices Art appreciation Underground music Quick witted ramblings Thrift store clothing Out dated tennis shoes Critical of mainstream culture Unkempt hair Pretentious Narcissistic...

Bubble Yum Has Spider Eggs?

I like to chew bubble gum..And the best out there is Bubble Yum. But does it have spider eggs?  Or spider leg’s, or mixed with spider web’s? Hey.. It rhyme’s. Egg’s – Legs – Web’s That would make a good song! I have to admit...

Do Mormons Own Pepsi?

Can you dig some Pepsi? Well, you ever heard that the “Mormon’s” own Pepsi Cola? So… When you throwing back that red white and blue can your probably buying a bunch of bicycles. And those cat’s MUST get thirsty rolling from door to door....