The DOUFO

DOUFO
Daves Out. Underground. 
Freaking Out. 

Lets go Shopping!

  • Battery Acid
  • Lighter Fluid
  • Light Bulbs
  • Propane
  • Cat Litter
  • Blow torch or open flame stove
  • Gasoline
  • Sudafed Cold Medicine

It was said that a biker from California came rolling into town with a recipe for something to cure hangovers. Make your life better. Heck, you can run faster, jump higher and work harder than you have since you were 19.

You ever searched the internet for a 10 step guide to making crank? I have…And never found it… I suppose you just have to wait for that guy to come rolling in… Or let it be handed down from one trailer park family to the next.

Not that there’s anything wrong with it. Trailer parks. Some are better than others. 

Oh, don’t forget that toxic waist dump that goes into your backyard after the process is complete… You gotta get rid of that leftover crap somewhere.

Poison