The DOUFO

DOUFO
Daves Out. Underground. 
Freaking Out. 

I just had a huge Pork chop and baked potato dinner. Now I think I’m gonna go to Big Splash water park (within the hour) and jump into the deep end of the activity pool.

Now doesn’t this cause cramps that could be very dangerous and even deadly? That’s what I heard growing up. Very strange indeed.
It is considered a false rumor.
Hey: Look- She’s walking on water.